You know you're a coder when...
- You wake up bleary-eyed at 5:45 in the morning to the sound of your
alarmclock, and begin backtracing your stack to try to find the ALRM
that interrupted your sleep().
- You dream about grep -r girlfriend /*, then sliplogin to open a
connection to her. (Alternatively, you try to hard link() /var/log
via NFS to a socket on your girlfriend, AND no_root_squash is
enabled.)
- You wake up in a cold sweat after having a nightmare that your
socket() call failed with the message "slashdot.org: No route
to host".
- You think your entry in the symbol table was replaced with a
different Person object, and nobody references you anymore.
- You get up really early just to ask the garbage collector what
algorithm he uses.
Copyright 2004 Joshua J. Berry.
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